急求搞笑的大学生活英语对话
Tiger
T---Tiger F---Fox R---Rabbit B---Bird Fr---Frog B----Bear
Tiger: I’m a great tiger。 I’m very strong。 I’m very brave。 I’m the king of the forest。But now I’m very hungry。 I must find sth。 to eat at once, or I’ll die immediately。 Oh, there’s nothing here。 And here is nothing, either。 Oh, I ...全部
Tiger
T---Tiger F---Fox R---Rabbit B---Bird Fr---Frog B----Bear
Tiger: I’m a great tiger。 I’m very strong。
I’m very brave。 I’m the king of the forest。But now I’m very hungry。 I must find sth。 to eat at once, or I’ll die immediately。
Oh, there’s nothing here。 And here is nothing, either。 Oh, I want to have a rest。 (Sleep soundly)
Fox: I’m a fox。
You can see, I’m pretty and lovely。 I’m good at cheating 0and telling lies。 Just now I cheated a crew out of a piece of meat。
Mm, Mm, Mm。 How delicious it is!
Tiger: Ah, a fox。 A good meal。 Ah, a good meal。
Fox: Oh, my God! What should I do? Yes, I have a good idea。
Yes, a good idea。 Hello! Tiger sister! How are you?
Tiger: Not so good。 I’m very hungry now。 I want to eat you。
Fox: Oh, my dear! How dare you say that! I’m the king of the forest! I’m the king of the forest! If you want to eat me, I will let you die right now。
Tiger: She is the king。 She is cheating me。 I can’t belive her。 I’m the king of the forest here。
Fox: If you don’t believe me, just follow me and see who is the king of the forest。
Tiger: Ok。
Let’s go。
Rabbit: I’m a rabbit。 I like to eat a turnip。 Ah, a big turnip。 Oh! It’s too hard。 I can’t pull it out。
Bird: I’m a bird。
Rabbit: Hi!
Bird: Hi! What are doing here, Miss Rabbit? Can I help you?
Rabbit: Yes, please。
Frog: I’m a frog。 Hello! What are you doing here? What can I do for you?
R&B: Yes, come on!
Frog : Ok! I’m coming!
Bear: I’m a big brown bear。
Hello, everyone! What are you doing here?
R,B&F: Come on! Come on! Mr。 Bear! You are so strong。
Please come here。 There is a big turnip。 We are all puling it out。 Please come and help us。
Bear: Ok! I’m coming。
Fox: Hello, Bear!
Bear: Hi, Fox。 Oh, a tiger! (run away)
Fox: Hello, Frog!
Frog: Hi, Fox。
Oh, a tiger! (run away)
Fox: Hello, Bird!
Bird: Hi, Fox。 Oh, a tiger! (run away)
Fox: Hello, Rabbit!
Rabbit: Hi, Fox。
Oh, a tiger! (run away)
Fox: Tiger, Now, you see。 They are so frightened! They all run away!
Tiger: Yes, you are right。
It’s true。 I’m very sorry。 You are the king of the forest。 That’s all right。 I will run away。 He is the king。
He is the king。
Fox: Wa! There is a big turnip。 Now, the turnip belongs to me。收起
