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Onedayavisitorfromthecitycametoasmallruralareatodrivearoundthecountryroads,seehowthefarmslooked,andperhapstoseehowfarmersearnedtheirliving。 Thecitymansawafarmerinhisyard,holdingapigupinhishands,andliftingitsothatthepigcouldeatapplesfromanappletree。 Thecitymansaidtothefarmer,"Iseethatyourpiglikes...全部
Onedayavisitorfromthecitycametoasmallruralareatodrivearoundthecountryroads,seehowthefarmslooked,andperhapstoseehowfarmersearnedtheirliving。
Thecitymansawafarmerinhisyard,holdingapigupinhishands,andliftingitsothatthepigcouldeatapplesfromanappletree。
Thecitymansaidtothefarmer,"Iseethatyourpiglikesapples,butisn'tthatquiteawasteoftime?"Thefarmerreplied,"What'stimetoapig?"一天,有一个城市里的游客来到一个小乡村,在乡间路上开着车,想看看农庄是什么样子,也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子。
这位城里人看见一位农夫在宅后的草地上,手中抱着一头猪,并把它举得高高的,好让它能够吃到树上的苹果。城里人对农夫说,"我看你的猪挺喜欢吃苹果的,但是,这不是很浪费时间吗?"那位农夫回答说,"时间对猪有什么意义?"Onegirlwenttothepreacherandconfessedhersin。
Girl:Father,Ihavesinned。Preacher:Whatdidyoudo,littlegirl?Girl:Yesterday,IcalledamanasonofaBitch。
Preacher:Why?Whatdidhedotoyou?Girl:Hetouchedmybreast。Preacher:Youmeanlikethis?(Theguydidit。)Girl:(Alittleshyfromthetouch)Yes。
Preacher:That'snoreasontocallhimthat。Girl:Buthealsotookoffmycloth。Preacher:Youmeanlikethis?(Hediditagain。
)Girl:Yes,that'swhathedid。Preacher:That'sstillnoreasontocallhimthat。Girl:Andheputhisyou-know-whatintomyyou-know-what。
。。Preacher:(evillaugh。。。)Youmeanlikethis?(Andyou-know-what)Girl:(Afterafewminutes。。。)Ugh。。。Yeah,that'swhathedid。
。。Preacher:Mydeargirl,that'sstillnoreasontocallhima。。。Girl:ButhehadAIDS!!Preacher:THATSONOFABITCH!!!Whereisthefather?Twobrotherswerelookingatsomebeautifulpaintings。
"Look,"saidtheelderbrother。"Hownicethesepaintingsare!""Yes,"saidtheyounger,"butinallthesepaintingsthereisonlythemotherandthechildren。
Whereisthefather?"Theelderbrotherthoughtforamomentandthenexplained,"Obviouslyhewaspaintingthepictures。
"父亲在哪儿?兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。“看,”哥哥说,“这些画多漂亮呀!”“是啊,”弟弟说道,“可是在所有这些画中,只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去哪儿了呢?”哥哥想了会儿,然后解释道:“很明显,他当时正在画这些画呗。
”Thepoorhusband"Youcan'timaginehowdifficultitisformetodealwithmywife,"themancomplainedtohisfriend。
"Sheasksmeaquestion,thenanswersitherself,andafterthatsheexplainedtomeforhalfanhourwhymyansweriswrong。
可怜的丈夫“你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难,”一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说,“她问我一个问题,然后自己回答了,过后又花半个小时跟我解释为什么我的答案是错的。”Doesthedogknowtheproverb,too?Thelittleboydidnotlikethelookofthebarkingdog。
"It'sallright,"saidagentleman,"don'tbeafraid。Don'tyouknowtheproverb:Barkingdogsdon'tbite?""Ah,yes,"answeredthelittleboy。
"Iknowtheproverb,butdoesthedogknowtheproverb,too?"狗也知道这个谚语吗?一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。“没有关系,”一位先生说,“不用害怕,你知道这条谚语吗:‘吠狗不咬人。
’”“啊,我是知道,可是狗也知道吗?”。收起