急求一篇英文小故事或笑话，能用口
Mr youngman was brought tu uhe lounge of the nursing home to await his son。Since he was especially frail,the nurse was newer far from his side。
As ithappened,the ninety-year-old patiet had a strange trouble that day。Atleast once every minute he would slope slightly to one side of the chair,til...全部
Mr youngman was brought tu uhe lounge of the nursing home to await his son。Since he was especially frail,the nurse was newer far from his side。
As ithappened,the ninety-year-old patiet had a strange trouble that day。Atleast once every minute he would slope slightly to one side of the chair,tilting his buttock。
As soon as did so,the nurse hurried over and straightenend him rim right up。
Finally Mr Youngman's son Bod arrived。
"Well。pop,"The food's fine and the accomodations are even better_but there is one thing。"
"What's that?"
Cocking his eyes over his shoulder,the old man whispered,"It's thad nurse over there,shere,she doesn't let me fart!"
杨曼先生背带道医护室的椅子上等待他的儿子来接他。
他身体十分虚弱，护士总是不离开他。
碰巧，这位90岁的老人那天遇到了麻烦事。几乎每分钟都要站起来慢慢的向椅子翼侧倒，把屁股抬起来。可是，每一次，护士都会立刻把他的身体扶正。
最后，杨先生的儿子来了。
“您好，爸爸，”他说，“他们对您照顾得如何？”
老人回答：“这里的东西很好，住宿不错——只有一件事情让我不满意。”
“是什么事情？”
老人抬起眼皮，小声说：“就是那个护士，他不让我放屁。
”。收起
