征集好玩的英语笑话或者智力题
翻译过来的，特别是翻译得很烂的不要不好玩的不要太长的不要生僻单词太多的不要
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1。Whatkindofshipcannotsail?A:Afriendship。(relationship,leadership。。。)2。Whatgoesupbutdoesnotcomedown?A:Yourage。
3。Whycan'tawomanwholivesinSouthCarolinabeburiedinMichigan?A:Becausethewomanisstillalive,whensheisdeadshecanbeburiedinMichigan。
4。Thepersonwhobuysthisthingdoesn'tuseit,andthepersonwhousesitcan'tseeit。Whatisthisthing?A:Acoffin。
5。Whathasabottomatthetop?A:Yourleg。 6。Thereisaguywhoistrapped。Beyondeachofthreeroomsliesfreedom。
Whichroomshouldhechoose?Room1isengulfedinflames。Room2hasafiringsquadinsideandroom3isfulloflionswhohavenoteatenforthreeyears。
A:Heshouldchooseroom3becauseifthelionshaven'teatenforthreeyears,theyaredead。7。There'samanwhowaspreviouslyadentistandgotfired。
Sohemadealivingbybuyingeggsfor10centsandthenpaintingthemandsellingthemfor2cents。 Afterayearhewasamillionaire。
Howisthispossible?A:Hestartedoutabillionaire。8。Ifyou'reinaraceandyouovertakethepersonin2ndplacewhatpositionareyouin?A:Second。
9。Whydidanoldladythrowbutteroutofherwindow?A:Shewantstoseebutterflys。 'sBrainTeasers。
3。Whycan'tawomanwholivesinSouthCarolinabeburiedinMichigan?A:Becausethewomanisstillalive,whensheisdeadshecanbeburiedinMichigan。
4。Thepersonwhobuysthisthingdoesn'tuseit,andthepersonwhousesitcan'tseeit。Whatisthisthing?A:Acoffin。
5。Whathasabottomatthetop?A:Yourleg。 6。Thereisaguywhoistrapped。Beyondeachofthreeroomsliesfreedom。
Whichroomshouldhechoose?Room1isengulfedinflames。Room2hasafiringsquadinsideandroom3isfulloflionswhohavenoteatenforthreeyears。
A:Heshouldchooseroom3becauseifthelionshaven'teatenforthreeyears,theyaredead。7。There'samanwhowaspreviouslyadentistandgotfired。
Sohemadealivingbybuyingeggsfor10centsandthenpaintingthemandsellingthemfor2cents。 Afterayearhewasamillionaire。
Howisthispossible?A:Hestartedoutabillionaire。8。Ifyou'reinaraceandyouovertakethepersonin2ndplacewhatpositionareyouin?A:Second。
9。Whydidanoldladythrowbutteroutofherwindow?A:Shewantstoseebutterflys。 'sBrainTeasers。
最有水平的英语笑话:g。w。 ,whatiswrongwithmybrain? :howcome? ,havingrightbrainandlifebrain。w。 :butyoursisevenfarbetterthanalltheothers。
w。 :yes,sir,everybody’sbrainisnotseperatedsoperfect。 butyoursisanexception。
w。 ,notbecauseIamtheheadofUSA。Ihope。
,yourbrainisreallyseperatedcompletely,thereisnothingrightinyourleftbrain,andthereisnothingleftinyourrightbrain。
w。 :yes,sir,everybody’sbrainisnotseperatedsoperfect。 butyoursisanexception。
w。 ,notbecauseIamtheheadofUSA。Ihope。
,yourbrainisreallyseperatedcompletely,thereisnothingrightinyourleftbrain,andthereisnothingleftinyourrightbrain。
1。Whatkindofshipcannotsail?A:Afriendship。(relationship,leadership。。。)2。Whatgoesupbutdoesnotcomedown?A:Yourage。
3。Whycan'tawomanwholivesinSouthCarolinabeburiedinMichigan?A:Becausethewomanisstillalive,whensheisdeadshecanbeburiedinMichigan。
4。Thepersonwhobuysthisthingdoesn'tuseit,andthepersonwhousesitcan'tseeit。Whatisthisthing?A:Acoffin。
5。Whathasabottomatthetop?A:Yourleg。 6。Thereisaguywhoistrapped。Beyondeachofthreeroomsliesfreedom。
Whichroomshouldhechoose?Room1isengulfedinflames。Room2hasafiringsquadinsideandroom3isfulloflionswhohavenoteatenforthreeyears。
A:Heshouldchooseroom3becauseifthelionshaven'teatenforthreeyears,theyaredead。7。There'samanwhowaspreviouslyadentistandgotfired。
Sohemadealivingbybuyingeggsfor10centsandthenpaintingthemandsellingthemfor2cents。 Afterayearhewasamillionaire。
Howisthispossible?A:Hestartedoutabillionaire。8。Ifyou'reinaraceandyouovertakethepersonin2ndplacewhatpositionareyouin?A:Second。
9。Whydidanoldladythrowbutteroutofherwindow?A:Shewantstoseebutterflys。 'sBrainTeasers。
3。Whycan'tawomanwholivesinSouthCarolinabeburiedinMichigan?A:Becausethewomanisstillalive,whensheisdeadshecanbeburiedinMichigan。
4。Thepersonwhobuysthisthingdoesn'tuseit,andthepersonwhousesitcan'tseeit。Whatisthisthing?A:Acoffin。
5。Whathasabottomatthetop?A:Yourleg。 6。Thereisaguywhoistrapped。Beyondeachofthreeroomsliesfreedom。
Whichroomshouldhechoose?Room1isengulfedinflames。Room2hasafiringsquadinsideandroom3isfulloflionswhohavenoteatenforthreeyears。
A:Heshouldchooseroom3becauseifthelionshaven'teatenforthreeyears,theyaredead。7。There'samanwhowaspreviouslyadentistandgotfired。
Sohemadealivingbybuyingeggsfor10centsandthenpaintingthemandsellingthemfor2cents。 Afterayearhewasamillionaire。
Howisthispossible?A:Hestartedoutabillionaire。8。Ifyou'reinaraceandyouovertakethepersonin2ndplacewhatpositionareyouin?A:Second。
9。Whydidanoldladythrowbutteroutofherwindow?A:Shewantstoseebutterflys。 'sBrainTeasers。
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